allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

fahbulus:

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet

chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

darkbluetile:

take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

draculahs